i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
