I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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