I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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