I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
