i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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