If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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