Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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