He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
third nipple confirmed
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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