I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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