whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she smelled like a LAN party
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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