Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Also, beer. Big fan.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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