you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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