My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
its liver damage thursday
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