remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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