That reminds me...we need to get swords
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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