she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
The Olympian is in my bed
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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