yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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