What a fucking waste of an outfit
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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