Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
