Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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