I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
