Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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