It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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