On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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