She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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