just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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