dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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