I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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