Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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