I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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