That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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