**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Your tits are I can't wait for
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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