yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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