Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I will be naked everywhere
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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