You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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