My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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