Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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