you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
