hotel room ftw
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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