i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
