You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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