Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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