great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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