Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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