did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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