I love black thongs
she was so not down for the gang bang
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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