Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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