After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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