Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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