I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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