There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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