She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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