youre lurking in front of me
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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