So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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