Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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