I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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