There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My cat gives me a boner
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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